tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26003624356465387412011-07-07T22:57:07.643-04:00Derrick and Bob call each other ridiculous names. Here's a list. I hope you choke on it.Bobmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01604050338240551711noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600362435646538741.post-27242772101121965922010-02-19T13:15:00.004-05:002010-02-19T13:38:49.733-05:00If you google "Absurd Names" this blog is number one! Huzzah! We probably should have named it "Funny Names" or "Silly Names" for a more broad audience.<br /><br />As a reward, here are some new ones. YOU'RE WELCOME.<br /><br /><ul><li>Lardly Scoopshoot</li><li>Hans Gloobs</li><li>Pennigold Forkplunder</li><li>Archibald Bennington Humpfellow</li><li>Egon P. Rumsack</li><li>Marshall Q Tarfeather</li><li>Dunbar Mallowtone</li><li>Shabu San Salomar</li><li>Abood Stumpingsworth</li><li>Lance Polepoker</li><li>Ernie Underlog</li><li>Rubenstein Mackleschvitz</li><li>Darnell Turnstyle</li><li>Kordell Mayowhopper</li><li>Lyle K Turnbuckle</li><li>Artie Tenenbaum</li><li>Clankpot Jingledonkey</li><li>Morgatrude J Buzzlecock</li><li>Meavis P. Corduroy</li><li>Travis J Prassywhite</li><li>Bebo Waxelpong</li><li>Shaman Ingledot</li><li>Ozmo Creamtrain</li><li>Tamworth Pumpernickel</li><li>Rupert Julliard</li><li>Darko Vandersteen</li><li>Boris Chernoble</li><li>Bot Nutwhack</li><li>Flurgin Scabloon</li><li>Curtis Sconebow</li><li>Vigo Buttonhatch</li><li>Ipkick Yarmagoggle</li><li>Bozz Carson</li><li>Darryl Varnington</li><li>Marlin J Hossenfeffer</li><li>Squibly Manifold</li><li>Ogilvey Thumpnut</li><li>Yasmine Strumplemint</li><li>Helmut Bucklestrap</li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2600362435646538741-2724277210112196592?l=absurdnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bobmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01604050338240551711noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600362435646538741.post-65891046625001280572010-01-13T16:04:00.002-05:002010-01-13T16:06:57.871-05:00<div>Just had a good run of new names. First good batch in a while.</div><ul><li>Hansgood Blackbody</li><li>Tamway Emulsifier</li><li>Etan Nuttlebuck</li><li>Odin Sassafrass</li><li>Boris Lamway, III</li><li>Ernie Whammelburg</li><li>Heimel Swatchcrock</li><li>Draco P Inglebrot</li><li>Gordon Winkshitz</li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2600362435646538741-6589104662500128057?l=absurdnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bobmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01604050338240551711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600362435646538741.post-48773678283306263142008-03-03T13:47:00.002-05:002008-03-03T13:52:26.301-05:00A couple more from Feb.<br /><br /><ul><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Chester Bottlepop</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Ludwig Rustyjaw</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Bruno Oilslick</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Oglethorpe Mansberry</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Mortimer Butterhouse</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Sanji Oxcutter</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Lazarus K Pocketslop</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Tatum Junktunnel</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Murel K Ringworm</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Floox Whamrod</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Danbo Butterknob</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Arnold Porkpusher</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Jefferson K Loopwhittle</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Beans Magee</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Pappy Jaspersack</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Mitch Cumberbun</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Hal Beardgrime</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Hambone Yellowwater</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Mooseburn Sconebucket</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Liberace Yodelmouth</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Fengold G Meatpatty</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Rubenstein Lampowicz</span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2600362435646538741-4877367828330626314?l=absurdnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bobmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01604050338240551711noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600362435646538741.post-28104933139183394842008-02-08T12:03:00.000-05:002008-02-08T12:12:23.755-05:00From Jan and Feb '08<br /><br /><ul><li>Artimus Fennigold III</li><li>Dr. Benson Honeydew</li><li>Larson T Muttonchops</li><li>Nigel Horsewhip</li><li>Gypsy Thunderpole</li><li>Wilson Underoos</li><li>Vincent Lawnjelly</li><li>Lancechester Skiddlebop</li><li>Morton Thrushwhistle</li><li>Marmaduke Flopgadget</li><li>Copernicus Cornbuckle</li><li>Mandelbaum Tanookisuit</li><li>Morticay Hobgoblin</li><li>Cogswell Trashhat</li><li>Monroe Sweepshaft</li><li>Billy Bob Yucklesmith</li><li>Philberg Duckworth Ponysack<br /></li><li>Yakko Hamwater</li><li>Bloomberg Ascottington</li><li>Galleus Featherpunch</li><li>Stanbo Harpsichord</li><li>Endicott Punchbowl</li><li>Petticoat Turnbottom</li><li>Canby Racquetbloom</li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2600362435646538741-2810493313918339484?l=absurdnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bobmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01604050338240551711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600362435646538741.post-11288482776876979002008-02-06T12:12:00.000-05:002008-02-08T12:12:43.230-05:00Trying out a new bit with one syllable names (didn't go too well):<br /><ul><li>Chip Bits</li><li>Glee Flanks</li><li>Mort Cheese</li><li>Stew Pots<br /> </li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2600362435646538741-1128848277687697900?l=absurdnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bobmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01604050338240551711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600362435646538741.post-46467342020046488672008-01-03T11:24:00.000-05:002008-01-03T11:28:18.718-05:00Just from today, I have a backlog to get to eventually.<br /><ul style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Rex Bonerchuck</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Ollie Wizzleteets</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Arty Cluckthunder</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Tad Stampington</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Mitch Flapsack</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Waldo Brokenface</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Steve P. Butterfinch</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;"> Dr. Thadeus Q Wanderduck, PhD</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">Oregano Sampson</span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2600362435646538741-4646734202004648867?l=absurdnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bobmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01604050338240551711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600362435646538741.post-25838218906603281392007-10-25T09:55:00.000-04:002007-10-25T10:02:59.153-04:00Noticed quite a few repeats in this list. I guess we're slacking on originality.<br /><br /><ul><li>Wendel Pitchfork</li><li>Irving Dancemove</li><li>Peidmont J. Cattleprodder</li><li>Reginald Somersault III</li><li>Cornchester Boddington Puddlebury</li><li>Filbert Cornswaggle</li><li>Ugeth Slopjelly</li><li>Sigmund Taintpainter</li><li>Reginald Pummelhorse</li><li>Roberto Clemente</li><li>Ardvark Pendergrass</li><li>Meapos Buttercup</li><li>Balthazar Gibralter III</li><li>Newton Ponystroke</li><li>Peetmoss Sizzlebrook</li><li>Evenson K. Hardywhack</li><li>Ira J. Cornspear</li><li>Lazarus Toadstool</li><li>Dikembe Yourmombo</li><li>Blacky Johnson</li><li>Stinky Wizzleteats</li><li>Marmaduke J. Pipefitter</li><li>Julius Pompodore III</li><li>Rawling Thistlebomb</li><li>Tatum Moosesack</li><li>Pennywise Saltlick</li><li>Admiral Willaby Q. Hawkington</li><li>Professor Englebert T Billyclub</li></ul><br /><br />And for a bonus, this exchange really cracked me up :<br />(18:41:48) Me: you're probably gone<br />(18:42:39) D-Varg: no, YOU'RE GONE FROM THIS WORLD WHEN I MURDER YOUR FACE<br />(18:43:33) Me: nice<br />(18:44:06) D-Varg: oh yea, totally sweet.<br />(18:44:13) D-Varg: i picked up tickets to seahawks/saints today<br />(18:44:22) Me: nice<br />(18:44:27) D-Varg: oh yea, totally sweet<br />(18:44:32) Me: hahahaha<br />(18:44:34) Me: well done<br />(18:44:37) D-Varg: thanks.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2600362435646538741-2583821890660328139?l=absurdnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bobmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01604050338240551711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600362435646538741.post-43645899966275330302007-09-10T16:12:00.000-04:002007-09-10T16:16:57.770-04:00- Marlon J Pennycopper<br />- Haysworth Foddlepock<br />- Ernie B Bucketrider<br />- Leonard Pipefitter<br />- Igor Flowerpetal<br />- Bartleby Copenhagen III<br />- Alouicious Peppercheese<br />- Horace Stumptubby<br />- Wilhelm Porridgestew<br />- Warren J Picklejuice<br />- Carlton Spackleberry<br />- Putzo Nelson<br />- Lardo Vanderbilt<br />- Newman Tompington III<br />- Newman B Gasgage<br />- Orville Honeypot<br />- Sylvester P Fencecutter<br />- Walter J Rottenfruit<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2600362435646538741-4364589996627533030?l=absurdnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bobmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01604050338240551711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600362435646538741.post-76208973561854458722007-08-17T14:53:00.000-04:002007-08-17T14:58:37.593-04:00From my home PC :<br /><br />Sebastian Cornfritter<br />Jermaine Splotchwagon<br />Randall C Turncopter<br />Gilbert P Duckbelly<br />Horace J Gunpowder<br />Alouicious T Pendergrass<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2600362435646538741-7620897356185445872?l=absurdnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bobmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01604050338240551711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600362435646538741.post-83023878798596991752007-08-16T14:00:00.001-04:002007-08-16T14:02:46.409-04:00Names from IM conversations logged over the last sixth months.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2600362435646538741-8302387879859699175?l=absurdnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>derrickveehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06581582763042195380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2600362435646538741.post-32102309608899958442007-08-16T13:42:00.000-04:002007-08-16T13:43:22.321-04:00Muriel P Bananaboat<br />Lardo Stumpleman<br />Brandon Pulpett<br />Edmund P Scaldingburn<br />Daryl P Hammerhead<br />Pants Featherbed<br />Buck Leatherwood<br />Max Panhammer<br />Morris T Beltbuckle<br />Perry J Sootbellows<br />Sanford P Bottlerocket<br />Mumbo T Wallbanger<br />Elroy J Whiplash<br />Theloneus T Bottlerocket (crap, a repeat)<br />Shizam B Metrodome<br />Vance Wonderpole<br />Hollis Papergel<br />Artimus P Funktunnel<br />Xavier J Polythorpe<br />Evenezer J Tenderpony<br />Igor P Shoestrap<br />Arthur Cranberry Booblicon Jr<br />Peter "The Rooster" Cluckington<br />Horatio J Goatcheese<br />Herbert K Macaroon<br />Norman J Upchuck<br />Salvatore P Hornswaggle<br />Oliver B Saskatchewan<br />Lucious D Butterknife<br />Barry B Barnburner<br />Oswald K Pepperseed<br />Cletus Hamwater<br />Quincy P Featherbed<br />Harvey G Turtleshell<br />Herschel Beardhammer<br />Lewis J Picklestump<br />Oswald T Fatwagon<br />Dikembe J Skyrocket<br />Jasper Bullbanger<br />Popeye Saddlejelly<br />Humphrey P Creamsickle<br />Ludwig Q Topbottom<br />Ernest P Forkpony<br />Grimace J Seaurchin<br />Hubert G Couchcushion<br />Darnell T Jaywalker<br />Cornelius Peabody Tenderbone III<br />Alexander Ignacious Pennyweather, Esq.<br />Lance Balderdash<br />Bruce Cannonpeel<br />Bernard G Simpleton<br />Reginald B Goosetender<br />Haystacks Calhoun<br />Horatio Pomadoro<br />Phillip Humpington<br />Gary Kerplumpous<br />Englebert G Cornkernel<br />Seamus T Wijdiddle<br />Ernesto P Squeezeboxer<br />Horatio J Foxenblat<br />Cornelius J Rotweiler<br />Picklebee J Pineneedle<br />Horace G Applepicker<br />Reginald J Beekeeper<br />Tamirant M Brightgarden<br />Arlen Q Studebaker<br />Morris P Noodleberry<br />Winslow Turdhammer<br />Sturbridge von Stingerhoffen<br />Stapleton B Foxtrotter<br />Barbaro G Horseglue<br />Othello G Bullpepper<br />Herbert C Donkeypunch<br />Maxwell P Bigamy<br />Seamus Q McGillicuddy<br />Philbert T Moosepuncher<br />Clarence G Shuckjive<br />Orville Q Pantsdropper<br />Harrsion B Raggamuffin<br />Gilberd Doodlewank<br />Sargeant Rufus T Shoemaker<br />First Lieutenant Bartleby T Waxfeather III<br />Stanley J Studebaker<br />Maurice B Modeltie<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2600362435646538741-3210230960889995844?l=absurdnames.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bobmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01604050338240551711noreply@blogger.com1