Thursday, April 12, 2012

It's Been a While


  • Larry Ringsholtz
  • Bruce LaBruce
  • Ebmo Weeny Von Skulk
  • Uriah Jones-Ripplewater
  • Bobby Car-bombs
  • Vincent Eagleton
  • Carson Robertson
  • scooter looselamp
  • Lothario horsenplamt
  • Mulberry Pantswatch
  • Archie Mulletweather
  • Lunchmeat Jones
  • Darnell Vicegrips
  • Aardvark Lanigan
  • Porcupine Turniptruck
  • Tad Wanks
  • Carlish Binkel
  • Yurich Flottersham
  • Archibald Trumpetnoise
  • Reinwolf Musketgun
  • Rumpy Fatfeather
  • Carl Brumblebeard
  • Baron Von Cheesecake
  • Cobra Ramirez
  • Manny Bombshelter
  • Mohammod Zanzibar
  • Bearskin Gobbagoo
  • Ernie Palisades
  • Marley Turdplunder
  • Lord Gerrimander Counterpole
  • Lardly Fannypot
  • Barry O'Blarnahan
  • sasquatch littlefoot
  • Tinky Bellding
  • Shaky Flemson
  • Barney Narmelpop
  • Funson Slakewaltz
  • Anvid Plimpersac
  • Gloose Kroomps
  • Hooch McToobs
  • Barney Hoffelsteader
  • Teeny Wheems
  • Bernard Flarthleby
  • Rupert Grunes
  • Sanford P Urbanplot
  • Ernesto Pomodoro
  • Hamburger Nelson
  • Manheim Turtleshell
  • Rube Clementine
  • Nate Parsimmons
  • Roland P. Goodtimes

Friday, February 19, 2010

We're Number One!

If you google "Absurd Names" this blog is number one! Huzzah! We probably should have named it "Funny Names" or "Silly Names" for a more broad audience.

As a reward, here are some new ones. YOU'RE WELCOME.

  • Lardly Scoopshoot
  • Hans Gloobs
  • Pennigold Forkplunder
  • Archibald Bennington Humpfellow
  • Egon P. Rumsack
  • Marshall Q Tarfeather
  • Dunbar Mallowtone
  • Shabu San Salomar
  • Abood Stumpingsworth
  • Lance Polepoker
  • Ernie Underlog
  • Rubenstein Mackleschvitz
  • Darnell Turnstyle
  • Kordell Mayowhopper
  • Lyle K Turnbuckle
  • Artie Tenenbaum
  • Clankpot Jingledonkey
  • Morgatrude J Buzzlecock
  • Meavis P. Corduroy
  • Travis J Prassywhite
  • Bebo Waxelpong
  • Shaman Ingledot
  • Ozmo Creamtrain
  • Tamworth Pumpernickel
  • Rupert Julliard
  • Darko Vandersteen
  • Boris Chernoble
  • Bot Nutwhack
  • Flurgin Scabloon
  • Curtis Sconebow
  • Vigo Buttonhatch
  • Ipkick Yarmagoggle
  • Bozz Carson
  • Darryl Varnington
  • Marlin J Hossenfeffer
  • Squibly Manifold
  • Ogilvey Thumpnut
  • Yasmine Strumplemint
  • Helmut Bucklestrap

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

A Random Rash of Names

Just had a good run of new names. First good batch in a while.
  • Hansgood Blackbody
  • Tamway Emulsifier
  • Etan Nuttlebuck
  • Odin Sassafrass
  • Boris Lamway, III
  • Ernie Whammelburg
  • Heimel Swatchcrock
  • Draco P Inglebrot
  • Gordon Winkshitz

Monday, March 3, 2008

Quick Batch

A couple more from Feb.

  • Chester Bottlepop
  • Ludwig Rustyjaw
  • Bruno Oilslick
  • Oglethorpe Mansberry
  • Mortimer Butterhouse
  • Sanji Oxcutter
  • Lazarus K Pocketslop
  • Tatum Junktunnel
  • Murel K Ringworm
  • Floox Whamrod
  • Danbo Butterknob
  • Arnold Porkpusher
  • Jefferson K Loopwhittle
  • Beans Magee
  • Pappy Jaspersack
  • Mitch Cumberbun
  • Hal Beardgrime
  • Hambone Yellowwater
  • Mooseburn Sconebucket
  • Liberace Yodelmouth
  • Fengold G Meatpatty
  • Rubenstein Lampowicz

Friday, February 8, 2008

More Names

From Jan and Feb '08

  • Artimus Fennigold III
  • Dr. Benson Honeydew
  • Larson T Muttonchops
  • Nigel Horsewhip
  • Gypsy Thunderpole
  • Wilson Underoos
  • Vincent Lawnjelly
  • Lancechester Skiddlebop
  • Morton Thrushwhistle
  • Marmaduke Flopgadget
  • Copernicus Cornbuckle
  • Mandelbaum Tanookisuit
  • Morticay Hobgoblin
  • Cogswell Trashhat
  • Monroe Sweepshaft
  • Billy Bob Yucklesmith
  • Philberg Duckworth Ponysack
  • Yakko Hamwater
  • Bloomberg Ascottington
  • Galleus Featherpunch
  • Stanbo Harpsichord
  • Endicott Punchbowl
  • Petticoat Turnbottom
  • Canby Racquetbloom

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Short Names

Trying out a new bit with one syllable names (didn't go too well):
  • Chip Bits
  • Glee Flanks
  • Mort Cheese
  • Stew Pots

Thursday, January 3, 2008

New Year Extravaganza

Just from today, I have a backlog to get to eventually.
  • Rex Bonerchuck
  • Ollie Wizzleteets
  • Arty Cluckthunder
  • Tad Stampington
  • Mitch Flapsack
  • Waldo Brokenface
  • Steve P. Butterfinch
  • Dr. Thadeus Q Wanderduck, PhD
  • Oregano Sampson

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Sept and Oct '07

Noticed quite a few repeats in this list. I guess we're slacking on originality.

  • Wendel Pitchfork
  • Irving Dancemove
  • Peidmont J. Cattleprodder
  • Reginald Somersault III
  • Cornchester Boddington Puddlebury
  • Filbert Cornswaggle
  • Ugeth Slopjelly
  • Sigmund Taintpainter
  • Reginald Pummelhorse
  • Roberto Clemente
  • Ardvark Pendergrass
  • Meapos Buttercup
  • Balthazar Gibralter III
  • Newton Ponystroke
  • Peetmoss Sizzlebrook
  • Evenson K. Hardywhack
  • Ira J. Cornspear
  • Lazarus Toadstool
  • Dikembe Yourmombo
  • Blacky Johnson
  • Stinky Wizzleteats
  • Marmaduke J. Pipefitter
  • Julius Pompodore III
  • Rawling Thistlebomb
  • Tatum Moosesack
  • Pennywise Saltlick
  • Admiral Willaby Q. Hawkington
  • Professor Englebert T Billyclub


And for a bonus, this exchange really cracked me up :
(18:41:48) Me: you're probably gone
(18:42:39) D-Varg: no, YOU'RE GONE FROM THIS WORLD WHEN I MURDER YOUR FACE
(18:43:33) Me: nice
(18:44:06) D-Varg: oh yea, totally sweet.
(18:44:13) D-Varg: i picked up tickets to seahawks/saints today
(18:44:22) Me: nice
(18:44:27) D-Varg: oh yea, totally sweet
(18:44:32) Me: hahahaha
(18:44:34) Me: well done
(18:44:37) D-Varg: thanks.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Ever-expanding

- Marlon J Pennycopper
- Haysworth Foddlepock
- Ernie B Bucketrider
- Leonard Pipefitter
- Igor Flowerpetal
- Bartleby Copenhagen III
- Alouicious Peppercheese
- Horace Stumptubby
- Wilhelm Porridgestew
- Warren J Picklejuice
- Carlton Spackleberry
- Putzo Nelson
- Lardo Vanderbilt
- Newman Tompington III
- Newman B Gasgage
- Orville Honeypot
- Sylvester P Fencecutter
- Walter J Rottenfruit

Friday, August 17, 2007

A few more

From my home PC :

Sebastian Cornfritter
Jermaine Splotchwagon
Randall C Turncopter
Gilbert P Duckbelly
Horace J Gunpowder
Alouicious T Pendergrass