- Wendel Pitchfork
- Irving Dancemove
- Peidmont J. Cattleprodder
- Reginald Somersault III
- Cornchester Boddington Puddlebury
- Filbert Cornswaggle
- Ugeth Slopjelly
- Sigmund Taintpainter
- Reginald Pummelhorse
- Roberto Clemente
- Ardvark Pendergrass
- Meapos Buttercup
- Balthazar Gibralter III
- Newton Ponystroke
- Peetmoss Sizzlebrook
- Evenson K. Hardywhack
- Ira J. Cornspear
- Lazarus Toadstool
- Dikembe Yourmombo
- Blacky Johnson
- Stinky Wizzleteats
- Marmaduke J. Pipefitter
- Julius Pompodore III
- Rawling Thistlebomb
- Tatum Moosesack
- Pennywise Saltlick
- Admiral Willaby Q. Hawkington
- Professor Englebert T Billyclub
And for a bonus, this exchange really cracked me up :
(18:41:48) Me: you're probably gone
(18:42:39) D-Varg: no, YOU'RE GONE FROM THIS WORLD WHEN I MURDER YOUR FACE
(18:43:33) Me: nice
(18:44:06) D-Varg: oh yea, totally sweet.
(18:44:13) D-Varg: i picked up tickets to seahawks/saints today
(18:44:22) Me: nice
(18:44:27) D-Varg: oh yea, totally sweet
(18:44:32) Me: hahahaha
(18:44:34) Me: well done
(18:44:37) D-Varg: thanks.
