We're Number One!

If you google "Absurd Names" this blog is number one! Huzzah! We probably should have named it "Funny Names" or "Silly Names" for a more broad audience.

As a reward, here are some new ones. YOU'RE WELCOME.

• Lardly Scoopshoot
• Hans Gloobs
• Pennigold Forkplunder
• Archibald Bennington Humpfellow
• Egon P. Rumsack
• Marshall Q Tarfeather
• Dunbar Mallowtone
• Shabu San Salomar
• Abood Stumpingsworth
• Lance Polepoker
• Ernie Underlog
• Rubenstein Mackleschvitz
• Darnell Turnstyle
• Kordell Mayowhopper
• Lyle K Turnbuckle
• Artie Tenenbaum
• Clankpot Jingledonkey
• Morgatrude J Buzzlecock
• Meavis P. Corduroy
• Travis J Prassywhite
• Bebo Waxelpong
• Shaman Ingledot
• Ozmo Creamtrain
• Tamworth Pumpernickel
• Rupert Julliard
• Darko Vandersteen
• Boris Chernoble
• Bot Nutwhack
• Flurgin Scabloon
• Curtis Sconebow
• Vigo Buttonhatch
• Ipkick Yarmagoggle
• Bozz Carson
• Darryl Varnington
• Marlin J Hossenfeffer
• Squibly Manifold
• Ogilvey Thumpnut
• Yasmine Strumplemint
• Helmut Bucklestrap

A Random Rash of Names

Just had a good run of new names. First good batch in a while.

• Hansgood Blackbody
• Tamway Emulsifier
• Etan Nuttlebuck
• Odin Sassafrass
• Boris Lamway, III
• Ernie Whammelburg
• Heimel Swatchcrock
• Draco P Inglebrot
• Gordon Winkshitz

Quick Batch

A couple more from Feb.

• Chester Bottlepop
• Ludwig Rustyjaw
• Bruno Oilslick
• Oglethorpe Mansberry
• Mortimer Butterhouse
• Sanji Oxcutter
• Lazarus K Pocketslop
• Tatum Junktunnel
• Murel K Ringworm
• Floox Whamrod
• Danbo Butterknob
• Arnold Porkpusher
• Jefferson K Loopwhittle
• Beans Magee
• Pappy Jaspersack
• Mitch Cumberbun
• Hal Beardgrime
• Hambone Yellowwater
• Mooseburn Sconebucket
• Liberace Yodelmouth
• Fengold G Meatpatty
• Rubenstein Lampowicz

More Names

From Jan and Feb '08

• Artimus Fennigold III
• Dr. Benson Honeydew
• Larson T Muttonchops
• Nigel Horsewhip
• Gypsy Thunderpole
• Wilson Underoos
• Vincent Lawnjelly
• Lancechester Skiddlebop
• Morton Thrushwhistle
• Marmaduke Flopgadget
• Copernicus Cornbuckle
• Mandelbaum Tanookisuit
• Morticay Hobgoblin
• Cogswell Trashhat
• Monroe Sweepshaft
• Billy Bob Yucklesmith
• Philberg Duckworth Ponysack
  
• Yakko Hamwater
• Bloomberg Ascottington
• Galleus Featherpunch
• Stanbo Harpsichord
• Endicott Punchbowl
• Petticoat Turnbottom
• Canby Racquetbloom

Short Names

Trying out a new bit with one syllable names (didn't go too well):

• Chip Bits
• Glee Flanks
• Mort Cheese
• Stew Pots
  

New Year Extravaganza

Just from today, I have a backlog to get to eventually.

• Rex Bonerchuck
• Ollie Wizzleteets
• Arty Cluckthunder
• Tad Stampington
• Mitch Flapsack
• Waldo Brokenface
• Steve P. Butterfinch
• Dr. Thadeus Q Wanderduck, PhD
• Oregano Sampson

Sept and Oct '07

Noticed quite a few repeats in this list. I guess we're slacking on originality.

• Wendel Pitchfork
• Irving Dancemove
• Peidmont J. Cattleprodder
• Reginald Somersault III
• Cornchester Boddington Puddlebury
• Filbert Cornswaggle
• Ugeth Slopjelly
• Sigmund Taintpainter
• Reginald Pummelhorse
• Roberto Clemente
• Ardvark Pendergrass
• Meapos Buttercup
• Balthazar Gibralter III
• Newton Ponystroke
• Peetmoss Sizzlebrook
• Evenson K. Hardywhack
• Ira J. Cornspear
• Lazarus Toadstool
• Dikembe Yourmombo
• Blacky Johnson
• Stinky Wizzleteats
• Marmaduke J. Pipefitter
• Julius Pompodore III
• Rawling Thistlebomb
• Tatum Moosesack
• Pennywise Saltlick
• Admiral Willaby Q. Hawkington
• Professor Englebert T Billyclub

And for a bonus, this exchange really cracked me up :
(18:41:48) Me: you're probably gone
(18:42:39) D-Varg: no, YOU'RE GONE FROM THIS WORLD WHEN I MURDER YOUR FACE
(18:43:33) Me: nice
(18:44:06) D-Varg: oh yea, totally sweet.
(18:44:13) D-Varg: i picked up tickets to seahawks/saints today
(18:44:22) Me: nice
(18:44:27) D-Varg: oh yea, totally sweet
(18:44:32) Me: hahahaha
(18:44:34) Me: well done
(18:44:37) D-Varg: thanks.

Ever-expanding

- Marlon J Pennycopper
- Haysworth Foddlepock
- Ernie B Bucketrider
- Leonard Pipefitter
- Igor Flowerpetal
- Bartleby Copenhagen III
- Alouicious Peppercheese
- Horace Stumptubby
- Wilhelm Porridgestew
- Warren J Picklejuice
- Carlton Spackleberry
- Putzo Nelson
- Lardo Vanderbilt
- Newman Tompington III
- Newman B Gasgage
- Orville Honeypot
- Sylvester P Fencecutter
- Walter J Rottenfruit

The Initial List

Muriel P Bananaboat
Lardo Stumpleman
Brandon Pulpett
Edmund P Scaldingburn
Daryl P Hammerhead
Pants Featherbed
Buck Leatherwood
Max Panhammer
Morris T Beltbuckle
Perry J Sootbellows
Sanford P Bottlerocket
Mumbo T Wallbanger
Elroy J Whiplash
Theloneus T Bottlerocket (crap, a repeat)
Shizam B Metrodome
Vance Wonderpole
Hollis Papergel
Artimus P Funktunnel
Xavier J Polythorpe
Evenezer J Tenderpony
Igor P Shoestrap
Arthur Cranberry Booblicon Jr
Peter "The Rooster" Cluckington
Horatio J Goatcheese
Herbert K Macaroon
Norman J Upchuck
Salvatore P Hornswaggle
Oliver B Saskatchewan
Lucious D Butterknife
Barry B Barnburner
Oswald K Pepperseed
Cletus Hamwater
Quincy P Featherbed
Harvey G Turtleshell
Herschel Beardhammer
Lewis J Picklestump
Oswald T Fatwagon
Dikembe J Skyrocket
Jasper Bullbanger
Popeye Saddlejelly
Humphrey P Creamsickle
Ludwig Q Topbottom
Ernest P Forkpony
Grimace J Seaurchin
Hubert G Couchcushion
Darnell T Jaywalker
Cornelius Peabody Tenderbone III
Alexander Ignacious Pennyweather, Esq.
Lance Balderdash
Bruce Cannonpeel
Bernard G Simpleton
Reginald B Goosetender
Haystacks Calhoun
Horatio Pomadoro
Phillip Humpington
Gary Kerplumpous
Englebert G Cornkernel
Seamus T Wijdiddle
Ernesto P Squeezeboxer
Horatio J Foxenblat
Cornelius J Rotweiler
Picklebee J Pineneedle
Horace G Applepicker
Reginald J Beekeeper
Tamirant M Brightgarden
Arlen Q Studebaker
Morris P Noodleberry
Winslow Turdhammer
Sturbridge von Stingerhoffen
Stapleton B Foxtrotter
Barbaro G Horseglue
Othello G Bullpepper
Herbert C Donkeypunch
Maxwell P Bigamy
Seamus Q McGillicuddy
Philbert T Moosepuncher
Clarence G Shuckjive
Orville Q Pantsdropper
Harrsion B Raggamuffin
Gilberd Doodlewank
Sargeant Rufus T Shoemaker
First Lieutenant Bartleby T Waxfeather III
Stanley J Studebaker
Maurice B Modeltie